Directions for play:
Become one with Veggie Tales until Mommy is showering, preparing dinner, or replacing a tampon.
Adhere to Mommy with no less than five parts of your own body. Player loses 5 points for failing to wipe a bodily fluid on mommy. Player loses 10 points for attatching to Mommy without whining, screaming, and or chanting “But I needed chocolate milk that is PINK.” Players earn points only by growing additional appendages for the duration of the game.
Game ends when Mommy straps everyone in the car so that each child is contained. At this point, players must simultaneously switch to the ever fun “Make Residence Inside Mommy’s Ear Drum” game. Any player who falls asleep–ever–loses.
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but mommy, why is thunder and lightening?
why?
WHY?!!!?
my favorite post to date. (i’m not going to actually date your post, although i do sincerely love it. i just don’t think we’re ready to date.)
Comment by jenica — October 3, 2007 @ 10:43 pm